Bill Clinton not only did this, he assigned one of his guys specifically to find out.

but they do act this way, not *quite* so blatantly, but we're close

white people came to america first

Literal magic god stuff; things you can't even think. Consider an ant trying to understand internet; it's orders of magnitude above his mental capabilities. Most people don't understand how electricity, tv's, computers, internet, etc works, and an ant doesn't even know it's in your house or what a house is, and doesnt know what you are or that you're even a living creature when it's walking on you, much less understand the shit your race produces. And ants live on earth with us, right now. There could be literal gods touching you right now and you can't even think it.

https://www.scribd.com/doc/220807175/157-Research-Papers-Supporting-the-Vaccine-Autism-Link
inb4 "REEEEEEEEEEEEE not a real source!!111111!!!!11"

probs to anybody older than 6, amirite fellow nerds xDDDD

The world's biggest problem is psychopathy. If we can genetically remove it, we'll start going places.

Granny's the only one there old enough to remember charlie's angels. Those other girls need to get their shit together.

hispanic or tanned white guy?

Most people already don't. Don't encourage them with jokes they won't understand.

I'm not seeing the joke here

Fuck the UN; they dont get to tell us what we can do. That said, killing whales is buttfuckingly retarded. If these fags would just SHOOT the whalers, maybe they'd get the point and quit.

No.

Foreign agents sowing chaos, no other explanation.

Tobey was perfect. The newer movies make peter too cool and good-looking; he's supposed to be a dorky nerd.

fucking scary
its just that easy for some random criminal to completely fuck you over, maybe even murder you, and totally get away with it
going even further, gangs, cartels, agents, etc can all just "join" the police force and learn whatever they need about you

charlie the unicorn is a saint! you take that back