Her upper lip should be darker

That window cleaner looks so happy

How this generation is gonna be when we're that age...

Chemistry happened there.

That fatass wasn't even in the garbage, he was in the recycling!

I love pineapple, just not on pizza. You do you, man

What about dogs or rabbits or something?

Title game on point

Actually I hate that feeling

Damn that's salty

I hate it when my state comes up like this...

Awww he was such a sweetie

More like incline :P

Can I just get the results of my cat scan please?

More like shopping with kids. I'd ALWAYS do that as a kid

Humptulips is actually a good place to duck hunt during hunting season

Died to death from death poisoning

That's actually kinda bratty

Honestly tho I would've just accepted it. If that makes my friend feel better, go right ahead