As in Gump? Forrest Gump? Maybe he'd have one as a pet
(The term has only one r; forest)

I bet the priest that saved him from drowning as a child said the same thing

Trust me, I'm surrounded by forest and the only puppies are the babies. And they spur mothers to become more aggressive.

Deer are dangerous especially bucks and mothers. They will kill you and your pets. They will make you crash your car. They are beautiful and dangerous.

Don't forget the TAKE HER SWIMMING ON THE FIRST DATE video

A little cellulite is normal

Or time is an essential part of science. Especially physics. Space and time are inseparably intertwined in something that has been compared to fabric, except that it is literally everywhere

Until you realize you've only cooked half of the marshmallows because you can't flip it because the chocolate and graham crackers will fall into the fire

I'm not saying that nobody eats any bugs, I'm well aware of that. It's just that there are quite a few bug species that aren't eaten. Probably because they're too small or poisonous.

What about the tail?

Of course darkness is there first; It's the absence of light