That's a good (big) pupper right there

I wonder if this person knows that children literally gender their own toys and clothes. The company that makes Barbie tried out a new color scheme and little girls flipped out because they wanted their pink everything. It's a psychology thing

Stephen Hawking is such a fucking legend

This makes me ask myself.... Why the fuck did I love such a fucked up movie? It's creepy af but I still love it (she is called the Beldam)

When they're little and can't read, let them listen to audio books. They're great for car trips too. My brother and I were hardly ever bothersome as kids because we had Hank the Cow Dog. It's entertaining for all ages as an audio book because the author narrates it and it is GLORIOUS

What kind of kid calls their parent a dickface???

And yet there's quite a lot of variation in modern apples

(Psst watermark)

That's how all little doggos see themselves

Done

Bisexuals are lucky that way

Band?

I like the raisins and cashews too

Documentaries is one thing, reality shows are another