Remember comrades, the heaviest chains are the ones in our minds.

Poor gal, too. She gets spread more than a preventable disease in a red state.

Nah, let's go digging for radioactive rocks instead. Don't worry, I've been assured it's perfectly safe.

Even froggos sometimes miss the wörm.

Probably a Lobsterghini.

That or they're going for quality over quantity.

Should have tried a WeeGee board instead. (There's an ancient reference for you.)

It's alright, it's okay
He won't look the other way.

Hopefully his organs didn't scatter about when he was unwrapped.

At least he proved the people who said he'll never be ballin' wrong.

She's right, you know.

You slumber, uh, cucumber.

But with the beast inside
There's nowhere we can hide
No matter what we breed
We still are made of seed
This is my Kingdom Come
This my Kingdom Come
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So yeah, I don't really keep up with Youtuber drama, but apparently he violated the Geneva Convention, somehow...

How many pets to unlock the Golden Good Boy?

Mud on your face =/= big disgrace.

Acting? Whatever does he mean? Isn't everything the best it's ever been?

Owls would be total tsunderes.

The Titanic bonus scene.

I guess the bond between a man and his gun is hard to sever.