Don't despair. With practice, boys can go more than 3 rounds of Mario Kart as well.

Well, it all depends on what the runes say. I think they say "taake" but I'm not sure what it's supposed to mean.

Smh, this never would have happened if the shop owner had guns.

As always, here's a strawberry poison-dart frog for the 8th of March. I think I'll separate Women's Day and Mother's Day from now on, since I've done the same for Men's and Father's Day.
In the meantine, here's the ever-present portal to the past: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/650736/froggos-23-68special-happy-womensmothers-day/

Idk, Xerxes' boobs aren't sagging.

The human whose name is written in this notebook... shall receive a visit from Terry.

"Your mother was a humbug, and your father smelled of elderbeatles!"

Now that's a Yu-Gi-Bro.

Local pub? Why's it in English then?

Lame? You serious? This guy could potentially end world hunger, or turn your dick into a noodle.

Lemme guess, he's one of those people who "can always tell".

Instead of a bone, throw this dog a frog plushie.

They come with free period monitors.

It's that time again, for self-proclaimed alpha males to whine about their perceived lack of privilege. Also, respecting wamen, that as well.
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So, a brief history. The idea of a month dedicated to celebrating women and their achievements was floated in the US as early as 1911. It wasn't until 1980, however, before a week was officially dedicated to the event, before the full month of March was allotted in 1987.
In Canada, it took until 1992, and it's observed during October. Not too far behind, Australia also officially adopted the month of March for this observance in 2000.
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So remember to respect your local wamen if the occasion arises.

I'm more interested in the fact that the top row of houses look like eyes.

It's never too early to prepare for the Skeleton War.

Is that Korone and Okayu?

One way to spice things up, I guess.

Or just check the Twitter community notes. As it is well known, Twitter is and always has been the best source for unbiased online info.

Huh, the title actually kinda matches the post.

For some reason, this was never made into an action figure.

I guess this is the real power of darkness unleashed by the Millenium Puzzle.