So, apparently actual turkey nuts (testicles) are also eaten in some places. But I'll spare you that site and leave it for the most galant of gourmands.

Setting aside the less than jubilant historical implications of the holiday, the base idea behind Thanksgiving, that is, being thankful for what you have, is something that should be brought to the forefront. So let us take a minute to count out blessings before we gobble gobble.

ACAB (All Cops Are Bustin' nuts).

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You're never too old to cosplay. Also, total couple goals.

And they call this fixing, too.

Look at that smirk. They something we don't know.

Does that mean that his brain is full of spiders? Hopefully, he doesn't also have garlic in his soul.

Not many are up to the challenge.

The frog just wanted to get to their car.

I guess for people doing no-nut, their own nuts would be quite heavy at this point.
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Today is International Men's Day, so you know I couldn't leave this one out. While the scrotum and testicles have a myriad of nicknames, nutsack and ballsack seems to really stick. They just hang in there. They don't drop the ball(s). Okay, I'll stop.
For anyone who desires a closer peak into the sack, here's some testy facts (my fav is the avocado one): https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2015/08/31/12-fascinating-facts-you-never-knew-about-balls-5368881/amp/

Kid Rock.

Ngl, I thought it was cake for a second.

I wanna say it's not what it's cracked up to be, but it seems that's exactly what it is.

The nuts that come packaged with your dika.
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Not really, but they are real. Native to West and Central Africa, they're roughly the size of a small apple. They're usually either ground into paste or powder and used to flavor sauces, stews, and soups, particularly in Nigerian and Cameroonian cuisine.
You'd expect nuts to be salty, but these nuts have an umami or savory taste. And, is it not the variety in nutty flavor that makes us keep wanting to taste them?

A phenomenon whereby a trope in fiction replaces its real life equivalent in people's colective conscious to the point that using the latter in a work of fiction might be seen as jarring for most audiences. One fairly famous example is the eagle screech often used barren desert shots. Though I'm sure most people know eagles don't sound like.
The name comes from the usage of coconuts to simulate a horse's hoofbeats. Though famously parodied in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (pictured) the trope is much older than that, having its roots in the theatre.
Another coconut-related trope is that coconut milk is white, like cow's milk. It's actually clear, but trying to make that clear to people might be a tough nut to crack.

Why roll in dough when you can roll in nuts.

This can apply to both no nutting and non-stop nutting.

These wet noodles are also danger noodles.