Watch out for anyone with hockey masks and machetes.

Why can't I find a boo though, even during the ghost-filled season?

A Halloween staple for over 60 years now, the original song was written by Bobby "Boris" Pickett. The "mash" in question refers to the Mashed Potato, a dance craze popular in the same year as the song's release.
Though a parody song, it became popular quite quickly (it caught on in a flash, if you will) and people still play around the spooky season to this day. In fact, in 2021, it was listed on the Billboard Hot 100 music chart at number 37 (it's still a graveyard smash).

Of course skeletons are scary. In fact, there's one inside you right now.

You cannot bury this truth.

So would this be good, or bad for your teeth?

Not even the dead may know peace from sequels.

A monster frog of Wabanaki myths, they are said to damn up rivers and cause draughts (weird thing for a FROG to do, but who am I to question elder wisdom). They were defeated by the hero Glooskap and turned into the bullfrog familiar to us today. (Who are only slighty less likely to block rivers.)

Nah, the dragon is MUCH more handsome and healthy looking.

It kinda looks like a place I used to live in, so yeah, I'd take no issue with one night.

The only way to appease him is with a treat.

I mean, it *is* the scarier form.

Just don't make any deals with it.

The xylo-BONE. Ha ha...
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No one told him the Rare Candy wasn't meant for humans.

All scientific methods are FAFO, but not all FAFO are scientific methods.

The Predator looks for this froggo under his bed before going to sleep.

I remember during the Obama administration, conservatives were saying that Obama put men in women's bathrooms.
But now, not only are the former literally forcing men to go into women's bathroom, they're also punishing them for it.
Then again, I suppose them projecting on others comes as no surprise to most people anymore.

That's most horror games in a nutshell, isn't it.

Woah there, I like scary stuff too, but within reason.

*Sigh* It's here too.

It might take a while.

So, when I first watched "Hey Arnold!" I had a hard time finding the Halloween episode, in English. All I could find for the longest time was the Russian dub, for some reason.

I feel like there may have been a grave misunderstanding.

I mean, adults *do* get playgrounds. They just gotta pay for those, too. And kids pay the "having to put up with adults' shortcomings" fee, which can often be very taxing.