I wish I had a jaw line like Russians during the Cold War.

Did you notice the carpet of the lobby in the new American Horror Story?

Mini vans are cool

Also the ones with a white border are optional.

I hope you flip some guy the bird
He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve
In front of the Beatles' tour bus
A bookmobile and a Mack truck
Hauling hazardous biological waste
The light turns red, you have no brakes
And 'Hard Copy' gets it all on tape
So you can see the look on your face

What the government don't see they can't tax.

Punxsutawney is actually closer to Pittsburgh.

I wonder if we add up all the wars fought in Europe and Asia what number we'd get.

Fun fact, that's Jimmy Buffett.

I love my city.

She also said something like she get paid more per second cause she finishes her fights faster.

Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story...

Itachi is the mega man

Anything classical

Political correctness

Write drunk, edit sober

That's rough for Cubs fans.

I hope it's reasonably priced.