well If you're offering...

I guess Im not sure, I know this screenshot is from the RDR2 trailers though

This is talking about the trailers for the new Red Dead game coming out

yeah its free speed bumps

yes but I mainly lurk in the shadows and wait for someone to mention the other grim and act like it was aimed at me cause I find it funny

i'll love you still

they meant to type Soviet Union, they accidentally typed Soviet "Onion"

ones a mirror selfie

It's a little different from place to place, at least in Minnesota they're trying to push chip cards to everyone and do without swiping so sometimes you have to insert the card and put in your PIN and sign or sometimes the place doesn't accept chips so you have to swipe your card, but there are other places that you just hand the card to the cashier like you said and they'll swipe it for you and you just have to sign the receipt or on a touchscreen pad unless its a small transaction, then you don't have to sign

Cigarettes

It snowed yesterday in my town

I was actually waiting to scroll all the way down and see you be the poster

why would you edit, now I look delusional

that's no moon

Attention, I'd like to say that this weirded me out to read. Thank you for your attention