granlobomalo
"All the better to eat you with, my dear.”
I huffed and I puffed,
And the house blew apart,
I’m leaving for now,
But you’re all in my heart.
[Feb 2019]
Little prince tatoo 6 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
The Little Prince left the author, and he pined for the rest of his life for a possible a reunion in a desolate desert with only an abstract drawing as a clue for where they *might* reunite. This is on par with anchor tattoos that say ‘I refuse to sink’.
No matter how good a person you are 5 comments
It do be like that I'nnit 4 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
South Canada with guns.
Mexico looks better day by day.
Ukraine: The Sequel.
No really, China, take the last slice.
Divided we stand, united we stall.
God bless America!**
(**Terms and conditions may apply)
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Mexico looks better day by day.
Ukraine: The Sequel.
No really, China, take the last slice.
Divided we stand, united we stall.
God bless America!**
(**Terms and conditions may apply)
Let it go Donald, Just saying. 14 comments
World's most badass statue (God of war, China) 6 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
*snobby art critic voice* This is cute. But the Colossus of Rhodes was one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World. (https://www.ancient-origins.net/ancient-places-europe/colossus-rhodes-ancient-greek-mega-statue-003249)
Here's a story for you...What episode are we on? 6 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
This is one of those comments where you want to like to say ‘same’ but then realize at today years old that you were probably a victim of domestic abuse in your childhood.
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Let it go Donald, Just saying. 14 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
@bethorien Side note took a break from FS to recover from this bot/porn/I’m leaving situation. I stayed away from Discord because I felt like it’d be a push away. I love this site but, mate, I feel weary. Anyway, venting.
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Such good news 12 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Still figuring out who the real humans are. Are you @caqrl or a different FunSubster?
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Let it go Donald, Just saying. 14 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Oh, then you’re gonna love me, honey. *Pantene Pro-V flips beard seductively at @bethorien*
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cycy 23 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
You clearly missed his whole ‘posting porn to shut down Funsubstance’ thing. I liked the guy but am still reeling from it...
Tiger of the Wind by CantonKid 6 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
I’m only stopping my sulking because an unanswered question AND a wolf were introduced and muscle memory took over: ‘Tigers are blue, wolf-like monsters with horns on their heads, also known as "The Blue Gale" or "Tiger of the Wind." They were first introduced in Monster Rancher 1 as one of the three basic species, being oriented towards speed and special attacks. Besides an array of swift physical attacks, some of their special abilities include shooting electricity from their horns and breathing ice and wind. They are typically depicted living near and around icy mountain peaks or the tundra, but they are also kept as pets by many people. They grew very popular and have appeared in every Monster Rancher video game since.’
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A fund-raiser I can get behind! 5 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
I’m still pouting about the demise of FS and refusing to comment on guest or bot posts, so no.
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Seize your moment 8 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
That is being a man. And applying chapstick like a man. And eating a banana like a man. That man just doesn’t want anyone to think that he enjoys feeling fabulous, that’s all. *frantically chugs beer* *furiously chops wood* *aggressively watches football* *nervously prays no one sees through hypermasculine veneer*
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Seize your moment 8 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
You rub the chapstick onto your index finger then apply it to your lips with that finger. Or, you hold it as close to the balm as possible and apply it in vertical strokes rather than by drawing a circle around your lips. You didn’t know that? I bet you don’t break off chunks of your banana with your fingers rather than bite it or bite into your popsicle rather than lick it, either. Like you’re all emotionally secure in your sexual identity, or something. (@caqrl is this one of your old accounts being ‘repurposed’?)
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I hate the cold 15 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Rosalinas wrote
Three lines that looked like haiku.
Nice! Please don’t die, though.
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Three lines that looked like haiku.
Nice! Please don’t die, though.
Montage: Dogs that are best friends with other animals (FeelGoodSubstance) 6 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
I’m glad you consistently try to bring balance to the Force with your comments and posts. Thank you for doing that. I had a wonderful day but I opened this app and it felt like it went away in an instant. @grimreaper might’ve been onto something. Good grief.
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Montage: Dogs that are best friends with other animals (FeelGoodSubstance) 6 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
The recent porn posts really made me question what the hell is happening here. Thank you @xvarnah for doing something positive to maintain some semblance is normalcy and integrity on this site.
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CoMfy 14 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Anybody else do the ‘encircle yourself with several pillows to mimic the sensation of real body contact’ thing, or is it just me?
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Perfect description 11 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
So majestic! He looks like the kind yet wizened supporting character in GoT who you really start to like but then gets killed off way too soon. I like 4th best. Makes me think of a mean auntie who married rich but stays in a loveless relationship because her cheating husband keeps her dripping in diamonds and furs.
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Bout time I got this here 25 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Was that a veiled ‘you look so good every time you wear that dress’ backhanded compliment?
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Bout time I got this here 25 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
I’m glad you explained it because Australia’s peaked cranium and ‘there’s way too many teeth in that mouth’ grin were a little disconcerting. Do all Europeans and Africans have such gargantuan overbites? Seems like they would have died off from malnourishment from being unable to properly chew food by now. And apparently, all of earth’s babies and children have the skulls of anime characters. This is one crazy meme, mate. It makes me fear intercontinental travel.
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Bout time I got this here 25 comments
Netflix weekend at bernies adaptation 6 comments