I know what I'm doing 29 comments
glorifiedtoaster
· 10 years ago
Still, if the knife was a strong enough force to pierce her skull, it would certainly cause a lot of blood to flow
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"equality" 34 comments
glorifiedtoaster
· 10 years ago
I think that everyone should have equal RIGHTS but be diverse and enjoy being theirselves as much as the next person.
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Floridians be like 7 comments
glorifiedtoaster
· 10 years ago
This is very true. Except no one actually sits on the beach with coffee. Only tourists do that.
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For an Intervention 30 comments
glorifiedtoaster
· 10 years ago
Yeah.....I need help, more than the fifth year students needed help on their defense against the dark arts OWLS
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This show 2 comments
When people ask me to me social 12 comments
glorifiedtoaster
· 10 years ago
Whenever someone tells me to be more social, I start beating myself up about it and then become more unsocial because of being insecure.
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Scumbag doctor 19 comments
glorifiedtoaster
· 10 years ago
As a person with both parents as doctors, I can confirm this is true.
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No inside pockets 11 comments
glorifiedtoaster
· 10 years ago
*gives you a dirty look*
*intensly runs around room like a five year old and sonics everything*
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*intensly runs around room like a five year old and sonics everything*
Some clever costumes 17 comments
glorifiedtoaster
· 11 years ago
I went as the Freudian slip once to a costume party...no one got it
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Alonzo! 9 comments
glorifiedtoaster
· 11 years ago
I have a friend named Alonso and I always say this to him. He's starting to get annoyed with my doctor who references...
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Made me chuckle 8 comments
glorifiedtoaster
· 11 years ago
I can just sorta hear him saying it in Benedict cumberbatch's voice but made really high pitch
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Snow 32 comments
glorifiedtoaster
· 11 years ago
I live in Florida and it was down to the forties. This is usually when everyone walks in to school with heavy parkas, scarves, hats, gloves, and hand Warmer's and still complain about the cold
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I'd choose the light blue… 17 comments
glorifiedtoaster
· 11 years ago
I have the "help, I've cut myself" but it's green and has bandaids
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How did you get your username? 243 comments
glorifiedtoaster
· 11 years ago
My favorite YouTuber (kickthepj) makes really cool short films and one of the lines from one of his videos is "give it back, you glorified toaster"
Photos taken around the world of some of the last forms of tribal life 16 comments
glorifiedtoaster
· 11 years ago
Or I guess you could just not include Antarctica, since it's not inhabited by a native tribe and count n. America and s. America as separate continents? (Or I guess for that matter, Europe and Asia?)
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Photos taken around the world of some of the last forms of tribal life 16 comments
glorifiedtoaster
· 11 years ago
Perhaps the person meant that the Americas were one continent (since they are connected) as well as Eurasia? But that still leaves the question of Antarctica, since I do not believe it is inhabited besides by scientific researchers.
Photos taken around the world of some of the last forms of tribal life 16 comments
glorifiedtoaster
· 11 years ago
Well Australia has tribes, so I'm going to assume that Europe doesn't have any modern tribes, or that someone is just a bit daft
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Spanish ftw 15 comments
glorifiedtoaster
· 11 years ago
My mom made this mistake when presenting a medical lecture in Paraguay, it's easy to say that Spanish is not her first language
Glow in the dark nail polish 23 comments
glorifiedtoaster
· 11 years ago
Me and my sister had bunk beds (I had the top bunk and she had the bottom) I had glow in the dark nail polish on so I hung my hands over the side in her face and she screamed really loudly
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:o calm down there Satan the author. 17 comments
