gilbonzo
Hey, I'm Gilbonzo Fig-Cheesecake of Radioactive Derps on Instagram, but call me Bonzo. I enjoy long walks on the beach and funkalicious dancing with my homies.
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Horse p*rn? 10 comments
gilbonzo
· 11 years ago
Not soon enough, my friend, not soon enough.
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Horse p*rn? 10 comments
greatest movie ever 30 comments
gilbonzo
· 11 years ago
Why all thedpwnvotes? Almond is just expressing an opinion, you don't have to agree but you don't have to hate.
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Jar of Hearts (Cover) 10 comments
gilbonzo
· 11 years ago
Oh, fuck off, all of you.
I think it sounded lovely, and I'd upvote it a hundred times if I could. Nicely done and keep up the good work, giraffespy!
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I think it sounded lovely, and I'd upvote it a hundred times if I could. Nicely done and keep up the good work, giraffespy!
Om nom nom , jump ! 79 comments
gilbonzo
· 11 years ago
Thank you guys, you are by far the most intelligent people I've seen on this site even after a year.
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Om nom nom , jump ! 79 comments
gilbonzo
· 11 years ago
For a "joke", this isn't fucking funny. You don't have to like him, but "joking" about telling someone to END THEIR LIFE, and CHEERING about it, that is not and never will be funny. You guys have no idea the kind of impact something like "JUMP FAGGOT!" can have on someone. People actually KILL themselves very day---every single day---because of vicious never-ending streams of insults and death wishes. You do not have to like Justin Bieber, but joking about wanting to kill him? That's not fucking cool. It's not cool, no matter who you're talking about or why, because someday they might be dead because of horrible people relentlessly telling them to die. All of you "10%", listen closely: you're all assholes, and someday you will have somebody's blood on your hands. Remember that the next time you tell someone, or joke about doing so, that you'd cheer and laugh over the fact that they hate themselves so much that they'd rather end their lives than suffer through another day.
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Close your eyes 51 comments
gilbonzo
· 11 years ago
I'm not crying, I'm just chopping onions. I'm making a lasagna.../for one/.
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Close your eyes 51 comments
Reason #5541249665 to love Jennifer Lawrence. 15 comments
Reversed gifs are the best 12 comments
gilbonzo
· 11 years ago
I don't think he needs an opponent to knock him out, he seems fine by himself.
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1001 Dad Jokes, 5th edition. 14 comments
gilbonzo
· 11 years ago
My dad never tells them, but they're one of the only things I remember about my Papa.
What's that America ? 33 comments
Whenever a Funsubster sees a Feelsubstance 4 comments
gilbonzo
· 11 years ago
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS! Seriously one of the best shows ever. I'm obsessed.
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Woke up with a spider on my pillow 16 comments
Dirty but funny.... 52 comments
Dirty but funny.... 52 comments
gilbonzo
· 11 years ago
Next to the dinosaur thing, this is the most graphic NSFW post I've seen so far.
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An I going to hell for that 21 comments
A Lesson We All Can Learn From... 19 comments
gilbonzo
· 11 years ago
My art teacher taught us this in 3rd grade. Our paper was named "Chuck", and I think it was the most helpful lesson I've ever learned in school.
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I feel bad for laughing so hard 8 comments