Look at what I wont be getting this weekend!

Llama: "Sup'"

My boobs are weir, one is wider then the other but the other is "flatter" then the other so it is really hard for me to find a good bra

I love the confused lady in the back

That would be me and my best friend

I wouldn't be mad if that happened at my wedding.... if I ever have one

You see, I (being a girl) would be a little sacred to be straight forward only because I wouldn't know what the guy would say about doing "it"... but I wouldn't try to drop little hints.... Is this only me?

Whoa...

I told my guy friend that I could beat him at a game of arm wrestle and him being 6'6 and me being 5'0 he thought he could beat me. Well I tricked him into playing this game and well he hit himself square in the face. After that happened I ran for it but he grabbed me by the waist, pined me to the ground and gave me a wet willy...

That would be me in a relationship

I got nervous for a little bit

Oh my gosh my friend's eyes look like this...

My cat was sleeping on my back one day and my dog came into the room, sat next to me, then cried to the cat. Once the cat moved my dog lays on my butt. Now every time he sees the cat lay on my back the cat automatically gets up and leaves

If i were to come home to this i would join the fun and probably live the best day of my life

Johnny's face about the sexting

I would love to do this! I would just need someone else to go with me so it would be fun