I read about this (or a similar mushroom) years ago. Turns out it's one of those "maybe works for a small percentage of people, otherwise it's just the worst smelling thing ever" deals.

Looks like a bitch to keep clean >.>

Those are cardboard cutouts.

This is not my beautiful house!

If your glasses fog up, you're doing it wrong.

As an adult, I discovered I had dyscalculia.

Untrue. My dog, and the one before her, wiggles like a demon if you try to put her down gently. It's a struggle between her not hurting herself and her not hurting herself even worse if she escapes e.e

11/10 Would hire this ride.

Confuse, don't abuse.

No. Now you just sound like a self-aggrandising asshole.

Ah, pre-COVID hobbies.

tbf oatmeal is awesome.

I love your doggo and would die for them.

Interesting that they have those stencils on hand.

Personally, I'm fond of buh and wuh.

As a wolf, I can confirm that this absolutely is wolf-like behaviour.

I think this applies double to comfort foods like grilled cheese.

Last comment doesn't exactly disprove the one above.

Bob Ross and the Crafsman.

Someone has sleepy face!

Just wait a moment...

No, no, wrong. Flat white, latte, and cappuccinos all use stretched milk, they're all "frothy" and they're all "milky". Flat whites have less air introduced into the milk, lattes have a moderate amount of air, and cappuccinos have the most. Flat whites tend to be heavier - both physically and in the mouth - while lattes and cappuccinos are lighter.

Fun(?) Fact: In Australia, this sign wouldn't be allowed. Responsible Service of Alcohol guidelines prohibit any advertising or promotion that encourages binge drinking (including 2-for-1 offers and the like).