Alternatively, your fingers

If you don't blow up on the run way

Fucking sexist, like only men steal

That cat had nice long legs

The cute one is better

That doesn't rhyme

And too many colors used, not 8 bit.
Just cause y'all think something look like an older game doesn't make it 8-bit you noobs.

Making a meme that no one who actually kills sharks for medical reasons will ever read. But that's none if my business

Read first paragraph was incorrect and stopped there. Rest is probably wrong too

Everything is hot dog, or not hot dog

Worst use of meme ever

Turtlenecks and chains sipping on a light beer

Nice way to yell women you're just a big baby

This should have the slowpoke meme attached

Unrealistic standards of Hispanic girls. None are that skinny...

Pretty sure that's a forward flip, not backward

Or get up and ready on your own without ever needing reminded then you have a leg to stand on. Otherwise, too bad deal with it.

Here lies a Christian. Expecting an invite to a party, that never comes.

I laugh more on every replay

What about the Dino tail fo7nd in amber that had feathers

Hahahahahaha....
Someone writes this shit that has never actually been married.
Even if you want that, people change. They want to settle down one married. They want to raise a family.
It won't stay that way 100%. Maybe for one year but that's it

He's a keeper