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you gotta wait til 2029 bruh.

It hasn't been 23 years, that's still fucked up

bruh just say english is dur dur dur... cuz it fuckin is.

and I can also go steal a bike... there's a school .25 miles away. I store the bike, perhaps re-paint it, then just bike around easy as 3 miles on a bike is nothing.

100% cali. It'll be $8 a gallon in a few hours. It's nearly $5 here, but i rarely need to drive... and when I drive I've gotten it down to around 3 miles.. My gas tank might last longer than this war does.

don't forget the castle, that's one of the easiest ways to protect the king and get a rook out.

I usually try to keep a knight for insurance... as the L can easily trick people. But yeah, 2 rooks usually = a win.

rooks are dangerous af once you get them out the gate... they can force enemy pieces into weird setups for knights or bishops rather than directly attack. and they can take pressure off the queen til the endgame. I have a horrible habit of sacrificing my queen early on so i'm always playing from behind. I still usually win, but it's just way harder than it should be.

mine is constantly early, then she forgets cuz of the dementia and is then late, even though she already did what she needed to do.

but I don't have a heart... and if I did, putting it on my sleeve would kill me.