I Will Not Apple-ogize 7 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
ok charlie murphy.
Make trouble 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
oh, and don't raise your hand, just have the confidence to ask... esp in your pj's. I used to go to class in my pj's with my shorts atop; hear me out... the pj's would break the wind as I ran from class to class, while the shorts kept my dick warm. I've never punched a velociraptor in the dick though, after all... every dino is female in jurassic park until it isn't.
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Make trouble 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
I've gotten drunk with my TAs on multiple occasions. It broke their heart each time they had to kick me out... they just were following protocol so I don't blame em. Some of em I still partied with after. I hold no ill-will.
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Uh, we uhm, did something else 2 comments
Does He? Find Out on the Next Episode of "The Young and the Catless" 8 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
I've had plenty of cats, from my liger to my bones to my otis and lotus to my crystal and my midnight travis... never been subbrd by any of em.... although all demanded cuddles; but that's on my terms.
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no title for this one 4 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
i had the best idea on how to end the war. The russian mafia's bottom line will be impacted, but who could get closer? The enemy of my enemy is my friend... we get a russian mafia assassin to get close and take his crazy ass out.
Quite possibly the best Pixar movie 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
greatest animated movie ever. The fact it goes 30 min without a single word spoken alone is amazing... and we alll understood.
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Sub Thursday 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
a u-boat is not a good present... especially if you have claustrophobia.
Deep 14 comments
You Know, Sometimes I Do Feel That Old 9 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
who the five greatest rappers of all time? Think about it mon... Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan and Dylan... cuz i spit dat hot fire.
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