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funkmasterrex


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You Know, Sometimes I Do Feel That Old 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
bum....bummmmm... bummmmmmmmmmm... BAH DAH!
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Never Let Self-Doubt Keep You from Blowing 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
@iccarus juz gotta succccc hard; no teefus.
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Heard you like guns 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
what if my gun turns on my gun?
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Find a job you enjoy 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
As crowded as Disneyworld/land is and how sucky most of the coasters rely on gimmicks; the parks are still ridiculously special. I just wish the food for the peons was a little bit better. I can get vanilla ice cream coated in chocolate anywhere... i don't give a fuck if it has mouse ears or not.
If I don't fits I kicks 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
That's not a cat... that's a Mew.
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I guess you're free to go 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
know the speed limit and just say 1mph or 1kmh under. If they question it, ask for time to get the odometer inspected. Odometers are notoriously fucked up; I've fucked four up, personally. I've only had 3 cars... Given how I used to drive it's amazing I was never pulled over for speeding. I hit 90 and was bouncing around on a really shitty road; nearly drifted off a mountain twice, and went 136 on the george bush tollway. Plus like... hundreds of other infractions testing the zooms... now I'm in no rush and chill.. the slower I drive the more music I get to listen too.
The best president 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Brotherford B. Fades... jfc, kids these days.
SW Day 46 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Are ya'll still friends? Cuz that is some bro shit.
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SW Day 46 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I was watching Reacher and he uses this like 3x lol
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It's a Slippery Slope 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
put some salt on it; kill the addiction before it grows.
It's hard work being on the front line of meme warfare 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
...all's fair in love and war, revolutionary warfare.
It was just hungry! 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
That's not why sharks bite. They bite to taste and then spit you out cuz you taste bad to them... That'd be all fine if you know... you didn't get muscles ripped off and bleed everywhere. (except bull, tigers, oceanic white tips, great hammerheads and blue sharks).
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Are you saying the waterbear is wrong? 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
No Scott.
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Heheh 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
get this man a typewriter so he can print out custom letters to the parents of those lost before they are also lost.
Warfare is more than just shooting mofos.
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Nothing like the taste of purse dirt 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
my grandma used to do this with trident.... but my grandad would be smoking malboro reds so it was like I was chewing nicotine gum at 7 without realizing it. Looking back, that explains a lot.
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The Lord Offers You His Soup-port 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Leave them flakes in the frost as they were flakes.
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Handy Piece of Info 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Mine used to be great, but now it's fucking idiotic. That's what typing everything over 10 years does.
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Imagine the recoil 19 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
unless it's a head shot you aren't taking a t-rex down with that.
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Take some tea down to the port 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
This is is not an argument lol; it seems like while, for different reasons, it's a perverted and over complex system.
If you EDC a Glock then you have it coming 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
well duh.
She is so pure! 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
hell yes.
If you EDC a Glock then you have it coming 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
This is only like 1/3rd of the original meme
The mitochondrion is the powerhouse of the cell 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
It would def help. And yeah I didn't even get to local taxes or property taxes. Texas has no state income tax, so at least there is that.