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Encountering new slang on the internet 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
urban dictionary ftw.
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The mitochondrion is the powerhouse of the cell 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
^--- my first job, taxes were straight forward, now? So much more complex. It takes me 2 days just to do the easy things.. and my god the receipts... so many fucking receipts. I try to do most of it online, and print things out, but the little things that are deductibles need to be sorted through when I either forgot what I bought, or bought something along with something non-deductibles... so almost all of it has to be done receipt by receipt...
edit: and I gotta keep hardcopies cuz sometimes my laptop just sorta overheats, crashes and can't do much until I get a new laptop. The cloud helps a lot, but isn't perfect.
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Prom night 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I didn't like school events for... reasons, so I didn't go to prom, but i remember getting fucked up at an after party.... what a great time.
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I'm Not Crazy. You're the Crazy One 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
french fries in gravy is my shit yo. Whataburger has sausage gravy that pairs so well with their fries, or you can buy some take it home and put it on mashed or baked potatoes. It's sooooo fucking good. Or a egg burrito and dip, chicken fingers, or fuck it, a hamburger itself. About the only thing it doesn't go with is a fish sammich.
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No One Understood Her Genius 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
ngl once she matured and stopped doing every drug known to man, I've had a crush on her.
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Watch where you stand while exercising basic rights 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
All I'm saying is the reporter corrected herself and did not verify. That's a fact. We can all be right at the same time.
Watch where you stand while exercising basic rights 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
The story was made up by FOX news, here it was reported she died. Idk if the incident happened, but she def did not die.
Watch where you stand while exercising basic rights 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
the reporter even admitted she made it up.
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You Mean That Doesn't Happen? 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
squirt is dope, especially mixed with vodka.
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Nature documentaries but the narration is off 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Must watch tv.
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Oh no 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Hey, my mom is a debbie, and she's an alcoholic.
Catch 'em All 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Arcanine is based off a mastiff, yeah, 100% dogs. Look at cat pokemon like Persian and you can tell immediately.
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Goodbye Julia 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
omfg lol
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*throws grenade* 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Or imagine seeing that, then you get murked as well... so the goat getting murked is the last thing you see. That would be so fucked up lol.
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*throws grenade* 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Imagine just walking around in the country and watching a goat get fucking murked by a brick.
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Mental illness is a terrible thing 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
very naice
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Humans are fundamentally fun 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I AM THE PLAGUE OF STUPIDITY.
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My Tastes Are Beyond Your Understanding 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
oh hi, it's the paper cup again.
I use a slavic accent for everything except common 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
apparently now I'm an orc.
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Mom's spaghetti 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Mom's spaghetti
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Yeah 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
idk I'm not dating Trump. Knowing that you really know nothing is a sign of a great mind. As you all know I talk a lot of shit and call it fact, but I'm as lost as the rest of you. *naps in his barrel*
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SW day 35 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Even in Rogue One... as technically they weren't in the room. There are two times I know he didn't: the meeting in empire and the force choke; he was just being a threat in both... But he easily have killed everyone if he wanted it.
I was going to post this on Valentine's 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Well, since there is a government incentive, it actually means less taxes. It's fucking idiotic though
Happens More Times Than You'd Think 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
This has prolly happened at least 1k times on this site alone.
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