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funkmasterrex


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SW Day 36 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
ANAKIN, DON'T
Force choke could be handy 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Depends on the siths... if wifey is also a sith and she gets pregnant... there can only be two.
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Hampy chemicamls 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
But if you don't believe anyone can be a saint, then what? Ironically the whole day goes against the catholic church. *dr evil pinky*
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Hampy chemicamls 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
As an atheist (I hate saying that) I personally love vday. I get a random reason to give gifts to my lovelies and get gifts in return. And secks.
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When you sneeze on your period 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
be my bloody valentine
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Alabama Home Guard 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
the hair can get out... this is more horrifying than a Jordan Peele movie.
I love living in the high desert 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I love getting high in the desert, so... *fist bump*
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I just want a nap! 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
the struggle is real.
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Home safety I dunno I'm European, we used pitchforks .. 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
You are missing a wire. You use the clips to make a trip wire that springs the 9mm at them, then you beat the fuck out of them with the shells. Conch shells are preferred.
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Alabama Home Guard 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Why? Like honestly, why? That wouldn't even be comfortable, nvm how damn hideous it is.
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Drums in the Deep 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
That'd be hilarious.
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Lysistrata 26 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I'd say ignorance is a better term; if you have yet to take a biology class, you shouldn't be fucking around with yourself unless you really feel you might kill yourself.
Check the comments 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
pissed.
Check the comments 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
The breaking it's own laws is a good point, but hasn't it? They freakin started the crack epidemic just to have something to "fix"... by locking crack users up; which was aimed at black people. So beyond fucked up.
A sea shanty 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Hotel California is my go to on road trips, but for this I'd put on an Sir Elton John song, though not sure which yet; Rocket Man being the front runner.
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Lysistrata 26 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I def agree with children being stupid; I don't think it's political pressure, I know when I realized I was bi it had nothing to from the outside, it was just like.... something that clicked instantly and I was like "oooooh, that makes sense". And yes, hormone treatment can def interfere with puberty. I think before anything is done, the child needs time away from the internet and a few psychological evaluations by multiple psychologists. The last thing needed is for them to change their mind and wind up killing themselves over it. If it is needed, and denied, it might also result in them killing themselves. With a kid it should be a case by case basis, with an adult, do whatever the fuck you want lol.
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It's all in your mind. 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
it's dildo schwaggans!
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Something something country roads .. 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I assume Mammoth cave? if so, there are bones in there, just ones not nearly as old.
You may have asthma. 19 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
It could also be due to low humidity. I've been getting daily nose bleeds for the past few days and I put a mask on exactly once, for all of 5 min. I had to pick up cigs and 2 of some gatorade.
You may have asthma. 19 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Ngl, that was badass. They also put in 2 more goals after the Russians took their masks off. T'was a massacre, eh?
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Cat was looking straight at the painter the whole time 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
"Fuck you and your yellow lines, a crosswalk? Seriously? Watch this, bitch... who's the pussy now?"
Froggo Fun R #40 - Serenity 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
A frog will attempt to eat something larger than itself if it sees it as food. It's pretty fucked up, they either die or w/e they are eating escapes. Apparently they have no gag reflex so they can't spit things out. There is only the in, to the death.
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It's 'Cause o' Those Vaccines 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
All of this research comes from mRNA vaccines, which has been studied for over the past 40 years. No vaccine is perfect, but also no virus wants to go extinct. Viruses, especially coronaviruses, mutate especially fast as they are so simple. It's not in a virus's best interest to kill the host, hence the variants becoming less damaging. All a virus wants to do is reproduce and spread, and it needs a host to do that, which is why viruses aren't considered alive; they fail that specific distinction on what is alive.
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Lysistrata 26 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
1) Can we agree male and female brains are wired differently? 2) Can we agree, biologically, most people are born either men or women (there are a few exceptions)? 3) What happens if you take a brain built like a female and put it in a man's body, or vice versa? Usually they realize they are trans early, just like gay people or bi people. I mean, I realized I was bi the moment I hit puberty. I was roughly 13.
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SW Day 31 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
or i guess that would be the grill, but still, it would complete the joke.
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