Oh, and Rocket deserves the first f-bomb, not Moon Knight, although everything about Moon Knight screams "what the fuck"

What Gunn did with Vigilante, before he's done with Rocket Racoon in the MCU he has to tell that story; the fucked up R-rated version. Rocket was genetically engineered as a pet for people who will die; all the genetic animals find this incredibly fucked up and revolt and take over the whole planet... and it's based off Rocky Racoon while they were all really high listening to it. He could literally use that as a background song on repeat for the entire fucking story; or just give my furry friend 4 min with a recollection flashback; either way, it was designed to be so fucked up you'd know in GoTG vol 1 that Rocket wasn't lying.

caw caw mfer. Dude, Peacemaker is fucked up beyond belief, but it's also hilarious AF. It's quite easily the most non-pornographic fucked up thing I have seen, even though there are few scenes that are, they are tamed by dick jokes and, deep down, a genuine heart. Cena nails it, but you can only see him because of his helmet... unless he's using his invisibility helmet. Vigilante might well the be the BIGGEST DOUCHE EVER... but even he is so goddamn silly you can't help but laugh.

W/e I found it hilarious.

nobody got the joke? Seriously?

We're gonna go toss grenades with Vigilante n Eaglie! But yeah, I def think part of it is the brain finally maturing enough where most of those impulses from MS and HS are gone. I don't think most women ever understood it easily it is for a guy to randomly get hard. Other dudes will laugh, but then they get it, have it, test kicks in and it's like grrrr.

Or you could just toss a wrench and fuck the whole thing up.

bahdumdah ehnanehnah

I also have a DS I don't know where I got from... and a few t-shirts. I know who has my Yao Ming jersey, and I know why and how he stole it.. that one doesn't bother me, fit him better anyway.

I've also noticed the older I get, the more I enjoy being around women more than men, they are far more empathetic... from just being easier to open up with, to caring, to supporting you; plus are usually more social, so going out is just more fun. With the homies it can easily turn into a 40 hr gaming binge where we say next to nothing or playing basketball and getting into like 3 fist fights in 10 hrs. Those things are fun, no doubt, but the older I get, and the more taxing it becomes, the less I want to do those things. I won't even drink around 90% of my guy friends anymore, That's even before pranking each other and stealing each other's shit as a joke we wind up forgetting about. I'm still at a loss as to has my OG copy of Red Dead Redemption lol

I love a woman who curses. People who curse tend to be more honest and have a better sense of humor lol. I like being myself around women, not covering my filthy mouth; I can't ask for them to censor themselves if I won't.

a use a towel as a kilt, boxers, and my robe most of my downtime, most of the rest of the time it's basketball shorts and a tee, then for high end things i have a suit. It took me so long to find a decent suit that didn't choke me. God, that's the most annoying shit... I'd rather deal with a bunch of mosquito bites.

let's face it, most guys don't give a shit... we'd dress up in kilts and jammies and moon each other if it were socially acceptable.

:O

I demand answers! lol

LOL

riight? I swear the price of a lb of steak has doubled here... Which is super odd, as there are cows like, right over in Fort Worth, enough to feed the whole state for a week at least.

ty ty my friend.

don't forget potentially Mothra was killed over it. I'd be pissed as well.