
Definitely not a *.gif 7 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
did jeff get lost again?
One swifty boi 6 comments
Building Horses Made of Chalk 6 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
the white cliffs of Dover.... or the ocean.. or digging a little. Chalk is just ground up limestone, it's not hard to find.
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Maths or something? 11 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
I've now downvoted just cuz it's a funny joke. I don't actually mean it.
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*banjos play in the background* 11 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
28 min? sorry, this is TX... 28 min wont even get me out of the city. Try like 2 hrs east, 2 hrs north, 10 hrs west, 9 hrs south.
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Human hand balloon 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
when she is in the mood for pets my little one swipes at my hand, if I start to walk away she attacks me playfully. If she no want the pets she hops around and moons me. It's a very one sided relationship; I guess i'm her bitch.
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The government is a pawn of Big Road 71 comments
The government is a pawn of Big Road 71 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
i don't even care about this argument now... I just awoke to a such a gift.
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TW Political meme! 8 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
okay, and i'm fine with voter ID; I really am. What I'm not cool with is gerrymandering. If you wanna rules, prove it. Gerrymandering isn't unprovable; it's an acknowledgeable tactic created in 1812 by the English specifically to split everyone.
The government is a pawn of Big Road 71 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
except mRNA vaccines have been in development for over 40 years. It makes sense how they function; a virus augments your DNA so when it copies it reproduced the virus. If you can block where it's trying to reproduce, or put a sequence in place to stop the copy paste, no virus to care about until it mutates... but if it goes away before it mutates, it doesn't matter. Over 90% of your DNA is from old RNA copies. The worst it can do is make your arm hurt from being jabbed; and that's on the dude giving you the shot due to lack of precision.
Sportsmanlike Conduct 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
leg cramps, in the hamstring at least, are more painful than broken ribs.... it's just the pain from the ribs lasts longer. If the cramps don't go away with extension, can always zap em with lil magnet dots.
He knows what's up 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
Got that Louis? Jfc what a cunt.. I'm sorry for the name but you know she's a cunt.
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TW Political meme! 8 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
okay, about voter ID (I have no issue making it even more secure), but it already exists. It's called your social security number. Yes, it can be stolen, but an ID can be stolen even easier. As for the rest, idk what you are talking about so I cannot take a stance. If so, fucked up, but it also smells of some Qanon bs. If it's the latter, funny how propaganda works.
Oooof 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
maybe he can make it ironic or fake a girl out into "I can't get you pregenant"
Don't ever do the 2nd option, that was a joke, not advice... that would be entirely fucked up.
<_< looks at my bbfs baby mamas.
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Don't ever do the 2nd option, that was a joke, not advice... that would be entirely fucked up.
<_< looks at my bbfs baby mamas.
The government is a pawn of Big Road 71 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
I think that was more directed at me, and you would be correct; but why even risk it? The outcome of one person dying is not worth it. This ain't fucking triage; as it is preventable. The steps to prevent it, eh. If you can't work remotely or have a fund to draw from, please get vaccinated. Oh, and then kids. Shoulda remembered all that HS stuff so you can educate. Lego for engineering and art; piss them off for logic, then let the father teach combat... unless of course you're a strong woman. Oh... and hunting... def teach them hunting. I don't mean that w/ like a rifle, there are other ways.
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Yeah, but without it she'd have triplets! 18 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
except viruses technically aren't living things; even parasites can manage on their own... a virus NEEDS a host. One of the crucial points of being alive is surviving without a host.
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Yeah, but without it she'd have triplets! 18 comments