don't hit a tree.

wait, i have a frog website?

please be a background and not the actual screen, cuz that would end in lacerated fingers.

you'd think 700 billion a year would do the job.

only 6? I turned that shit off like 3 days after I got my OG iphone, which was like..... early 2007? I had it in HS and I graduated in 07 so... 15 years for me?

It was more like a slow flood for most of the world, but the Straits of Gibraltar collapsed under pressure from the Atlantic (it used to be a land bridge), and the Mediterranean flooded quite swiftly. This happened during the thawing of the last ice age, so this tree probably wasn't around. It also brought in massive amounts of silt and sand into the the Mediterranean, so who knows what we'll find down there once we can look under.

I was a combo of smart kid and class clown. I couldn't help making silly puns while mid-debate with most my teachers. The rest of the time i'd just sleep. Back then i'd just read the textbooks a week in advance and play out debates in my sleep... and i'd rest my head on the particular textbook for the class. I have no idea why it works, but it helps your dreams focus on that particular subject. Very strange phenomenon... Prolly because it's uncomfortable and you know it's that book making it uncomfortable, so you just think about it subconsciously. At least, that's my hypothesis.

jfc lmao

The fact Moon Knight is going to be the first Disney character to drop F-bombs under their logo (when Disney owned Miramax they did it all time) makes me so happy. You can't do Moon Knight without dropping a few "what the fucks"

kitty decided to go full byakko.

I'm pasty myself, but goddamn... give him 3 more seconds and in a few hours he'll have the worst sunburn you've ever seen.