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A box of d*cks. 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
You forgot... shaaaaame.
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Imagine dragon deez nuts across yo face 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
after them hummels.
Ketchup vs Sniper 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
great job avoiding the predator.
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Yeah, all by himself 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
moar dicks
A box of d*cks. 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Dicks out for Harambe.
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Beer Beer Beer 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Surprise shock, he was so cold, had to go back to a volcano, build a tower, taunt the cowards, and murder anyone who approached him as if they were an afterthought.
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Beer Beer Beer 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
After everything Vader did.. And the dude went Thanos on multiple planets just to send a message, the fact he died a good father is.. beyond legendary. He attained the metaphorical high ground, even though he wiped out not just kids, but the raiders, the jedi, the Sith, his wife, all of his masters, raced a fucking pod.... and somehow manages to teach Obi-Wan something along the way... Legendary doesn't even begin the conversation.
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No soup for you 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Fuck your soup; go bowling ms. columbine. - the butthurt hole towards the soup as it trys to warm up the nether regions.
Ketchup vs Sniper 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
@famousone that actually is 100% true; both are survival mechanisms damn near ingrained in DNA to the point it proves sexism is a very real thing in nature. That does not mean to belittle either, just pointing out the fact that, genetically, we are wired differently on purpose.
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Ketchup vs Sniper 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
i only need one shot and i'll be caught up.
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'I should have left you at home to play with your climate change presentation, Al' 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
don't you know about manbearpig? it's super cereal.
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No beating yourself up [TheLatestKate] 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
sexy aurora fox with wise advise; what a thing to awake too.
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SW Day 18 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
UH OH
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Imagine dragon deez nuts across yo face 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Keep it pumpin'
Imagine dragon deez nuts across yo face 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Jazzercise comin at u like wut.
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Also, cars and shoes that fit 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I now add a dash of cayenne to my garlic butter when i make garlic butter for my pizza; it works surprisingly well.
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Why the government is allowed to buy stocks 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Idk.. the NFL is pretty damn dirty; not AS dirty, but still dirty.
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Two nights stay at the asylum 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
oh yeah, hit the 69 likes.
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So lovely. 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Don't worry, Japan will tell you, you need not trouble yourself.
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A useful workout 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
XD
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A useful workout 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
@memesgobrrr plus if you drop one you might be charged with manslaughter.
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Potatoes! 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Motherfucker... this is great.
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Seems to be true. He's now banned from all French museums 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
great, now I have a a computer screen that just got spewed with sprite.
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Current family 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
My great grandfather wound up in Sing Sing prison cuz he wouldn't stop forging checks and selling booze lmao
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Current family 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
in the 1300's, on my father's side, one of my ancestors was a knight, I always found that cool.
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