Looks like an ice meal 3 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
go fuck your own face. I've only been up for an hr and a half... FFS
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King Cobra Kiss of Death [Chandler's Wildlife] 10 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
That's actually the single safest spot. It's their blind spot, even though they sense you... if you can keep them guessing with your arms so they remain undecided, you can get away with it. What is it with kings and politics?
Sell it for a profit, before the ATF shoots your dog! 8 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
I'd go with Willy the whale if we're gonna do that... given time they even explode themselves.
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Be like Harriet Tubman 8 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
funny fact, the underground railroad was already in place, she just went gangster AF on it.
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Be like Harriet Tubman 8 comments
What makes a ferret 4 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
the piggy part lmao... god ferrets smell SO bad lmao. Still, so adorable and smart.
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If you don't have training, your expensive kit is just a loot drop 3 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
at the pick up spot. Now do that for days? Okay, i'm better than 90% of this country physically, but I have no reservations in saying I'm nowhere near that.
If you don't have training, your expensive kit is just a loot drop 3 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
side story: hands down the most intense exercise I have ever had was climbing a mesa in Colorado, the one in Golden that overlooks the Coors plant. We had to take turns sharing the backpack filled with the booze and hoodies, that shit almost went vertical... and that's all before remembering how to place hands and feet so you don't startle a western diamondback... that would be an immediate airlift, which would be nearly impossible due to sheer winds... so you're probably already doomed unless you make it to the top or find a way to skid down, both of which will elevate your blood flow and circulate the venom... so it's prayer for a dry bite or doom. Not to mention rock slides, cougars, going up there just for a "sunset".. meaning you have to get back down in the dark... the temp at night dropping 30-40 easily, with those sheer winds. There is a long way to the top, which is what most people jogging use, but it would still be 2 hrs before they could arrive if you made it and met em
If you don't have training, your expensive kit is just a loot drop 3 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
Some people look at hiking for miles and miles and say "I could totally do that, it's just walking around"... It makes me want to give them an empty bottle and strand them.
Heirloom creambean 4 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
Poseidon be damned, salty ass... and Apollo blessed; Dionysus keep me flowin'
Slaps Isaac newton 3 comments
Slaps Isaac newton 3 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
This actually took me a second; fucking well done, that physics prof, whomever they are.
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Things Meat Loaf Would Do For Love 6 comments
Things Meat Loaf Would Do For Love 6 comments
Things Meat Loaf Would Do For Love 6 comments
SW Day 15 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
FUCK THAT, MOMS DIED, PADME MIGHT DIE, ALL JEDI MUST DIE. Some seriously twisted logic.
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