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Oh no 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
You have my respect, Stark... "gently pats head".
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Technically true, unless you're getting force-fed by grandma 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
It's also usually glued together.
YugiPro #5 - Little Dragon with Big Dreams 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I'm reading cuz I want a cool card.
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You should have talked about your car's extended warranty 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Many is an understatement; prolly had 3 offices in different states have your ass on rotation.
Technically true, unless you're getting force-fed by grandma 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Grandmas, the OG violators.
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When Mr steal-yo-gf is hustling your girl 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
"Anarchy! I don't even know what that means but I like it" - Texas Ranger, The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.
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Simpler times 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
"Obesity is a matter of perception" ..."no it's no... what would you do for a klondike bar?"
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Snail milker 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
This reminds of this one time my cat had diarrhea; homie and I were doin something in my room, going to my game room, as we walk by my cat, on it's butthole, came screeching across the game room stairs towards the downstairs and all my homie could do was shout "DOOOKIE TUUUUUURD!" I nearly fell over laughing.
Side note: when was the last time someone did the diamond bubble thing while washing there hands? I did that yesterday, I was flooded with memories.
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Oh no 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
shoulda coulda woulda lmfao
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Millionaire mindset 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
funnel that internal slim shady
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Millionaire mindset 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
kid's got a future
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I'm perceptive like this 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
That looks like one of my ex's.. and that statement reads like her fucking thought process.
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People should strive to be as good as rats 30 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
That's bittersweet.
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Not funny but hilarious 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Slinky slapped, biatch
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Listening to quacks is not a survival trait 22 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
The parasite part is where the malaria and de-wormer part comes in.
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Listening to quacks is not a survival trait 22 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Penicillin only works on bacteria, just like hydroxyquinone is used for parasites. Hydroxyquinone can be used on autoimmune diseases where it's your immune system that is attacking your body itself; as it's an immunosuppressant, but for a virus, this means it's quite possible to do more damage if you have tested positive, or catch it while for a period time after using it; it's suppresses the very thing (you're immune system), that is learning how to fight the virus. Another use for the immunosuppressant side is it reduces you immune system from attacking you and causing forms of arthritis, usually caused by swelling.
source: medinineplus . gov / druginfo / meds / a601240 . htm
take away the spaces
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Oh, it's locked, alright. Just not SUPER-locked. 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
all the time
You've heard of birthing person, now get ready for 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
prolly, I have a great ass.
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Australian army in the European theater of WWII 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
some call me frank
Listening to quacks is not a survival trait 22 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
hell yeah, such a banger.... so many people conflate artists' personal life with the art... and it's freaking exhausting. Everyone enjoys Stary Night, but can still think he was crazy for chopping his ear off, which he was.
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Froggo Fun R #12 - "Onward and/or upward, noble steed." 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
In my lil fictional hunchback book, one of the nations uses gigantic lizards as mounts, a lot like the thing Obi-Wan rides around on in Attack of the Clones.
Peace bird 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Edmond becomes the Count!
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Advanced version of the meme 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
It's all about perspective.
These are all the same actor: Vincent D'Onofrio 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
The moment he smashed a dude with a car door, it was like, damn, this is gonna be ruthless.... and it was.
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Molecular Cuisine? 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
that dude got fucked up lmao
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