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Cold enough to break a doormat 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
oh, and now it's super cold, need a hoodie and my broncos jacket just to be outside for 3 min.
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Cold enough to break a doormat 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
the winds started howling last night here, it got so bad i couldn't sleep. Usually the wind doesn't start howling and whistling on that corner of my house; not this time, it was like an angry wolf playing a flute at 100 decibels.
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The bottom right corner of excel 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Dunder Mifflin is back in business.
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Like the bishop said about the actress, "Great pair" 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
it ends you in less than 10 min, from joy to heartbreak in a flash.
You've heard of birthing person, now get ready for 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
inherit the earth my ass.
He just died in my arms 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
bubba was my very best friend
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New merch 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
OMFG LOL
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Listening to quacks is not a survival trait 22 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
yes, but i won't stop listening to ignition remix.
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Australian army in the European theater of WWII 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
so it's a black out drunk tank.
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Froggo Fun R #14 - Do Not Trifle with Lava Frog 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I have a virgin cat if that works (no relation to catfluff)
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How romantic 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
sure ^^
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Listening to quacks is not a survival trait 22 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
okay, that floored me, perfect joke lol.
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How romantic 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
i'm getting married on valentines day. It's a fake marriage in a game, but we're going to have a lot of fun. It took me all of 10 hrs to figure out she was awesome.... I had to ask her almost immediately and she didn't hesitate. Maybe irl... next time I go up north; she's in Toronto. For now my soul is Kevin dancing with wolves.
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Bananas are bigger than you think. 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
how brave are you?
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Australian army in the European theater of WWII 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
you spin me right round baby right round
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SW Day 8 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
still more of a jedi than anakin
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But he’s not wrong 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
ur a wizard!
These ducks are bananas 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
this shit is bananas B A N A N A S
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Stop scrolling pls 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
cutest fucking thing i've ever seen.
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i love this too much 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
snakes out for harambe
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Active Shooter Buttoning Down 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
goddamnit Petey you're killing me!
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People should strive to be as good as rats 30 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
@natethegreat that NASCAR line killed me lmao
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Level: 10% 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
lol
Octo-Balloon 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
dooope
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Mmmh monke 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
be prepared.