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There’s no place I’d rather be 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
and then more snuggles! YAS
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Froggo Fun R #9 - Getting Ready for the Day 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
a dope tie that isn't flashy; put together proper can make all the difference; that's why I used to go to interviews in black and white with a silver tie. Just enough sparkle, but not attention grabbing enough for it to become a focal point; eye contact can easily still be maintained. Now I don't give a fuck and I'll wear my illuminati hoodie or my iron spider hoodie or my joker hoodie anywhere; no longer looking for interviews.
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I think this is superior 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I'm sold.
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I'm gonna give that Sheila a blahdy gud cuddle 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
"again".
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I suggest it, too 18 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
lmao that sounds like me on shrooms. Alice in Wonderland on shrooms is the most inspiring shit ever.
Tyrannosaurus Shirt 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
the logic checks out.
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SW Day 6 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
it's a trick with the thicc
Get 360 no scoped nerd 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Every time I see this I am subtly reminded of that scene in The Men Who Stare at Goats, when he jumps at the dude without his knives.
What would you do if you didn't have to worry about income? 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
There are some very real applications for art majors; it's just you aren't creating art for yourself, you're doing it under strict orders of a company, which sucks balls.
Larger Banana for whale 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
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Sniff snoff 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I've had to save my fair share from such a situation. Usually they try to put their ass into me and tap my leg as like... a signal, and it's pretty easy to find some dumbass excuse to get em out of their focus. Actually met some good friends just making small chat after, feigning important things at first, then slowly actually getting to know them. It only ended up with me going back to her place twice, but that was never the point. I just am wise with protecc. I'd say the total number is around 15x it's happened.
Doggo with Important Message 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
that made me lol
Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but turned it down, stating: 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Plus the whole blood pact thing... and it's so obvious Dumbledore and Grindelwald were butt buddies. Which is fine, but just acknowledge it, it's so damn obvious.
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You're not built differently, you were built wrong 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
How they were offered that, while also being that goddamn dumb reflects poorly on the boss's judgement.
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What a lovely pair of .. 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Now this is a birb I'd happily co-captain an SS Minnow Johnson with.
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SW Day 7 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Okay that's hilariously messed up.
Gary <3 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
GARY!
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Yeah that one 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Brokeback Mountain is actually a great fuckin movie. Anne Hathaway is SUCH a bitch in that movie.
More Garfield 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
It's just so he can sneakily claw the shit out of your face.
Spy E 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
a toast to life my Spy G.
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A View of Berlin 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
That is one big ass benz logo
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I suggest it, too 18 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
yeah lmao
I suggest it, too 18 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
octolantis ftw.
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I suggest it, too 18 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
okie
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I suggest it, too 18 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I have not, but that sounds awesome
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