for anyone who hasn't seen it, yeah, spoiler, but that alone highlights how fucking incredible it is. The octopus straight up rides a fucking shark irl. That's not even the best part. The best part is the shell game and when he finally sees it. If they lived long enough you could probably teach an octopus chess enough they could beat 85-90% of humans.

yassss "and then the shark came..." that line still gives me chills... even knowing the octopus rides the shark.

That's some Mephisto shit.

easier to catch than a squirrel. Usually you gotta get it cornered and throw a rock at it and hope you spook it enough the freeze instinct sticks long enough

^---- having a woman just hold you after a bad day and you can be vulnerable is one of the most comfy feelings.

At least twas a good death.

I'm incapable of vomiting now; something snapped when I drank so much the entire reflex turned off.

cuz the lil penguin is just like smelling dudeman's farts... and he got his wings all poked out... so cute

As for the legs and tail of the gator... I have a better recipe I'd try for the tail, not much a fan of the legs, but if I were stranded on an island I would take that over crab, oysters, or clams... or like 85% of fish.

preferably later in life, as I do enjoy the company of most lizards. A gila monster, even knowing it won't bite makes me anxious. There is no anti-venom and either you die an agonizing death or get close enough that the rest of life spared is just developing agonizing body issues. Even a Komodo can't do that. A platypus can, but not to such a pronounced effect. How bizarre.

I'd eat em all again.

Oh... Redwall. It was Redwall.

rats and k-9's, who woulda thought.

The benz focus in Black Widow annoyed the shit out of me.. but those pale compared to what Michael Bay did with Transformers. Apparently there were only 2 groups he's ever heard of, Aerosmith and Linkin Park.

an accidental befoul death would have occurred already if you didn't learn.

I've eaten a lizard an alligator (leg and tail), and a snake. None of them taste like chicken. The texture on the lizard and snake had the texture of white meat chicken, but they tasted totally different. The alligator's legs were similar, but didn't taste like chicken. The tail was wild; it was closer to.. imagine a pork chop of swordfish, but with the texture of white meat chicken inside a massive fat layer. That's something you either grill the shit out of or chop up into lil bits and deep fry.. with a side of pickles that have been chilling in tequila and jalapenos. The smaller, usually the better... surface area to volume ratio...

There's only one place for that, so I guess it's blowjobs to Oregon while we keep cumming... again and again.

or teapot, whatever, fuck you're mom.

that was the part where i burst into laughter. 100% gonna commit more sins now.