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You Are Just The Universe 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
expansion, not an explosion. Two VERY different things. If you live long enough eventually you'll be deconstructed into atoms, which will then be deconstructed, and then a vacuum between spaces will form and.. hopefully particles continue to pop in and out of that vacuum; otherwise it's sheer oblivion.
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The spell is complete 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
sure.
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The spell is complete 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
wait til he's crossbred.
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Deep Ocean Creatures 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
this reminds me of the fish with the see-through head. Like... the genes on that thing just gave up, like... aite guys, we're pointless.
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Teachers are superheroes 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I know all 3 sides. Again, I once forced a kid into a trashbin with only words. Never laid a finger on him. I've had countless cracker jokes at my expense on the basketball court, and I've taught both my older brothers and my dad life lessons.
ben : ( 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
ooooh cinderella!
youtube, com/ watch?v =FFamEq1PilQ
My New Years Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored 47 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
stop taking things for granite.
MARIE, WHAT THE FUCK
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A tad late but relevant 20 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
It's Texas, we knew what we signed up for. Sheer stupidity in some areas, yeah.. but we have our own power grid until it freezes.
A tad late but relevant 20 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
beware of the toilet my friend.
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English is a confuzzling language 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
"Fuck" <--- when the duck fails.
Also applies to pp 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I like all boobs. I don't like all women. Sometimes I like guys; and that had nothing to due with guy boobs.. there's nothing to play with. If I'd have a preference, perky but w/o a nip that feels like it's gonna fire lasers at me. Size is.. w/e.. just no fuckin lasers.
I was there 3000 years ago 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
insta-cred. How the fuck someone kept it that long, diff story.
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Da boy 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
hey hey hey. I disagree with famousone, damn near to a fault, but not once do I think he's being dishonest. In this instance I happen to agree with him. Anyway, ya'll seen No Way Home yet? That'll make a grown man cry if you grew up on spidey films.
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A nice treat after a successful colonoscopy 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
you've had american pie, are you ready for african brownie?
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Builders in the middle ages used some pretty shitty materials 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
some feces abscond for the outdoor façade; quite macabre.
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Choosing violence today 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
come at me today batmaaaaaaan
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People predicting the future in the year 2000 .. 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
imagine the humiliation of being so wrong... while people are talking shit about you w/ AOL.
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Can't sneeze if you're unconscious 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Yo... my nigga dead; he straight dead man, fuck this i'm dip my bootie on a scootie if I gotsta
Stewie picture as Xmas present for you guys 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Dr. Gru had a baby?
We're walkin a tight rope boys 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
always treat job interviews like they are deserving of you and fan(boy/girl/squirrel)ing over you.
Rent in New York City 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
easiest way to watch your roommate jacking it while you grab a drink. Or worse, 3 jacking it and a 4th passed out. Trust me, not a situation you want. 1.5k is NYC would easily be 5k anywhere elset
Of course you make more, but to scale it you'd have starbucks peeps making 40/hr. It's just not feasible. I say that as someone who thinks the fed min wages needs to be increased, or done away with... what'll happen if it's done away with is gonna be hilarious though; as those are the poor bastards fighting it. I wish it was just them, but everything about it has done nothing but damage all of us.
I'm calling you out 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
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&gt;:D 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I terrorize with humor.. or a humerus.. bum bah bum buh... dah dun duah dun duuuuuuuuuuuuun dun... <--- 2001, I didn't feel like dealing with linking it.
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Honeypot trap 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Hi, I'm Steve-O and i'm suing for copyright infringement you stupid ass midget mutant pig
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