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Have a look at my kitty 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
A great pussy? I say yes.
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Weak should fear the strong 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
how you forgot the cum.
Weak should fear the strong 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
boogers and shit; my daily diet.
Wholesome Substance 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
yeah, it's been hectic; I haven't even done x-mas shopping for the fam ;_; My present to myself was lego, my present from them was that we wouldn't put up a tree this year. I guess I could cook a yuge dinner or something.
I'm calling you out 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
even yennifer wopez's taco?
Forbidden books 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
good point; no book should be off-limits in public schools, private schools can do w/e
Look at the portrait 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
AND EVERYTHING IS BLUE FOR HIM.
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I'VE BEEN FRAMED, I SWEAR! 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Okay Shaggy.
I'll take the ichthyosaur 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
let us both be dicks and cross streams, seeing if we can cause the same amount of steam as the hot tub time machine.
Wholesome Substance 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Stressful as well, so many little things around the house to get done before the UNC vs Kentucky game. Just like, seriously stupid stuff, like I broke my toilet by bouncing as I sat down and slammed my back into the like... area where it keeps the water, so had to install a new one, that one got here in 2 days tho, so that was nice. Groceries, like a fuckton of groceries (literally nothing can now fit in my freezer), overnight it got super cold, apparently i hid vodka from myself last night and i tried looking, but i just stopped cuz i got sick of going up and down my stairs. After an hr i just sorta gave up. I then fixed dinner after the game, but now there is an issue with my dishwasher where the top rack doesn't get cleaned, but i'll get to that tomorrow, I just handwashed everything for now. The game itself was a 20 pt blowout and not even worth watching, but w/e I had time to sit, and you guys keeping me laughing while I was running around, so <3.
You've Heard of Elf on a Shelf Predictive Text Game 29 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
he stole my honey? idk.. maybe I was making Meade?
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Forbidden books 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Oh, and the book about literally burning books.
Forbidden books 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Why ban a book? You can freely disagree with the book, but that doesn't make sense to ban it. It's not like books in a HS class don't involve drunken orgies, starting a war over a girl just so you can kill her yourself, calling a bunch of people piles of shit to their face, fucking their own mother, plenty of bestiality, magic creatures that eat you or suck out your soul for no reason what so ever, patricide, an elf raping people in there sleep and giving them fucked up nightmares, entire families being pivoted against each other, entire worlds being shattered and everyone dying, and it's gay sex they are pissed about? Oh, i forgot one, two teenagers banging the shit out of each other and then killing themselves... but these people are pissed two dude or two girls kissed? That's the real irony.
Secret baby menu 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
red pepper on veal, marinated, then coat it in flour so the pepper flakes are inside the crust, then fry. I leave the rest of the marinate for you decide. Boom, spicy baby, brutally tortured and murdered because fuck it's good. If you don't want that, a bit of paprika on fried eggs, get em b4 they are born.
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Feller on a smeller 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Did I lose my third eye?
I'll take the ichthyosaur 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Someone rang?
I'll take the ichthyosaur 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
mosasaurus isn't a dino, it's an aquatic reptile. I know, I'm a dick, it's just a tick, I don't mean to be a dick.
I'll take the ichthyosaur 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
carnotaurus and it's not close. Nothing about it singularly makes sense, but as a whole? it was a beast.
Eyebrows, comrades. 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
He straight up looks like the Grinch.
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You've Heard of Elf on a Shelf Predictive Text Game 29 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, now get ready for Tigger. I have literally never googled Tigger in my entire life.
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The 60's were a wild time. 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
When you start off with "It's really not bad!" It is bad.
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Greek guy on E. Coli 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
big brain atop big train to the porcelain, as his majesty reigns... poop fire.
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Wholesome Substance 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
so how has everyone's day been?
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I'm calling you out 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
only if it's a jack in the box crispy taco, with hot sauce, a side of curly fries, and i get tacos til i r full.
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Look at the portrait 15 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
So mean :/ I'm so pretty.
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