Birth control blanket

It's super effective!

Pretty sure that would be boyfriend control

The best form of birth control has always been my personality-Girl code

Patent pending

Haha he wears a hat cause he's bald...anyone seen american hustle?

Holy shit, this reminds me of something that happened last week. Ok ok so my family was having this mystery gift exchange right? Well one of my relatives opened a present from my cousin and it was a really funny framed picture of his face and she put it in the bathroom so it was facing the shower and toilet. I can't really describe the sheer hilarity of his facial expression

This is hilarious