Meanwhile in australia

What about the didgerido?

Actually guns are fairly difficult to get in Australia

This is bullshit
Scorpions aren't Australian
Guns are also illegal

Huh. I would do that if I saw one in my house

Nice marker. I'd use mine, too, on that thing.

So not Australia

ahh all you brits who think australia is dangerous just remember if your scared of spiders DONT COME TO CROCODILE CENTRAL ALSO KNOWN AS DARWIN

we don't have guns in australia