He's probably a bigger fan of balloons than Lord of the Rings

This man deserves a medal.

Dat porno 'stache do.

'That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!'

HOW IS HE SITTING ON A BALLOON CHAIR!? :O

His paneled walls look like book shelves full of sausages. One must always have plenty of sausages for second breakfast.

I want to go in there with a needle :)

How did he make that before all the balloons deflated?

I want to throw an airsoft grenade in there