Makes sense.

Nein!

mashed or roasted?

Yes

I laughed a lot more than I should have !!

ohmygod. I was not expecting that answer to my question

I always thought that it was called hiccoughing because that's the sound you make when you do it. Maybe they decided to make it hiccough instead of hiccup because of the word cough. Or maybe 'hic' means like the opposite or something so it's like 'the opposite of cough'

Wait... Does this post mean a hiccup? Because even autocorrect agrees with the term hiccup

We still understand it, we wouldn't be here if we didn't understand english...