Horizontally and vertically according to what? Like according to the north or the east or a tree or something like that? Whatever angle you look at the body it's not going to be horizontal or vertical anymore once you change your position by a couple feet to the left •-•
Sorry, should have been more clear. Like, if a typical tree that came straight out of the earth and didn't do any twisty-thing or some shit is vertical. Does that make sense?
This meme is void. Cadaver dogs are specifically trained to pick up the scent of human remains and decomposed human issue.
Even if Police discovered the dog, they would discard it in search for the human body.
I'm not sure if the original poster is an idiot but Police certainly aren't.
okay you do realize that this won't work. How on earth are you suppose to bury a dead guy 6 more feet under than your dog? Think about it. You are gonna have to dig a hole around the dog corpse and then dig under even more to place the body. Cover it up, but by the time that happens, you would be more than likely to already be caught because the amount of time it takes to do something like that, which wont work, would be quite a while.
...you kill a dog specifically for this purpose. Dig one hole, dump the human, half fill the hole, add the dog and then top her up. I think it's really clever, unless when they get to the dog, they can tell somehow that the ground below has also been dug up, I don't know.
It really doesn't work like that because the ground has already been "messed with" if you will, and it won't be that hard to for them to find the body. Using the method you said, you are more than likely going to cause the ground to shift around causing a gap that would collide further down. Leading both the corpse of the dog to land exactly above the body. The soil has already been tampered with, and won't stick like it did the first time. I believe it has to do with soil erosion.
Nah I reckon you'd be better to dump it in the ocean with your clothes etc tied to the body and a heavy rock, if you do it right nobody would know you were with the victim and nobody would find the body or your bloodied up clothes/ the murder weapon
*laughs*
Even if Police discovered the dog, they would discard it in search for the human body.
I'm not sure if the original poster is an idiot but Police certainly aren't.