Rehydrating those raisins

OH MY SWEET JEEBUS DID THIS REALLY JUST HAPPEN?! The humor in this is killing me! *dies*

Yeah but have you ever actually done this? They are not grapes. They are like rehydrated mummy eyeballs.

You clever bastard

I feel drunk on wine after reading this. Hilarious!

What place are you in?
Kindergarden?!