I'm a Holiday virgin

11 years ago by iwantasandwhich · 3653 Likes · 79 comments · Popular

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sunnysideuppp · 11 years ago · FIRST

You aren't the only one

guest · 11 years ago

I love how many likes this has.

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kayrey · 11 years ago

I've never kissed anyone on July 4th. No fireworks for me.

guest · 11 years ago

Fireworks ? you get those from something else, if you know what i mean.

kayrey · 11 years ago

O_O NSFW

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browneyesmeatpies · 11 years ago

I've never been kissed in general

deleted · 11 years ago

Me either. Wanna kiss? :D

lln0306 · 11 years ago

Never been kissed either, don't leave me out!

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laceandleather · 11 years ago

*sirens and strobe lights turn on*
ORGY!!!

paaaisleyyy · 11 years ago

*sensual music plays in the background*

asdf1234 · 11 years ago

WTF did i just witness

laceandleather · 11 years ago

The setup for an orgy.

asdf1234 · 11 years ago

On funsubstance, ;_;

cocacola101 · 11 years ago

I haven't been kissed either :'/

chazzledazzle · 11 years ago

Meeeee too!

laceandleather · 11 years ago

My first kiss sucked... He wanted to go in slow... I thought it would just be a peck... And I missed his mouth lol

nattlesh · 11 years ago

Same peeps. I'm all types of virgin.

puddlepeople · 11 years ago

I have kissed my bf. It's either he is a bad kisser or kissing just simply sucks. Don't feel bad.

shadowstorm197 · 11 years ago

The funny thing is in the orgy above most of you are girls

laceandleather · 11 years ago

LESBIAN ORGY *SIRENS INTENSIFY*
*STROBE LIGHTS GO FASTER*

paaaisleyyy · 11 years ago

*SENSUAL MUSIC GROWS LOUDER TO HEAVY METAL MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND*

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laceandleather · 11 years ago

*the smell of vanilla and lavender fills the air*

shadowstorm197 · 11 years ago

Something is wrong with you guys..

paaaisleyyy · 11 years ago

*calmly tells shadowstorm to go home if he/she doesn't want to fraternize with us*

laceandleather · 11 years ago

What's wrong with a lesbian orgy to heavy-metal, strobe lights, sirens, and the smell of vanilla and lavender?

higherdreams4ever · 11 years ago

Waiiiiiit, another female all types of virgin willing to party with intensified strobe lights

higherdreams4ever · 11 years ago

I sound like a Craig's list ad

laceandleather · 11 years ago

It's okay... We're all slightly creepy.

olh100 · 11 years ago

Funsubstance....where kissing virgins can come together.
I've never had a kiss either. :P

pikalar · 11 years ago

I wanna join the "never been kissed" club

puddlepeople · 11 years ago

*walks in* lesbian orgy?! NO- wait YOLO LETS DO THIS!

laceandleather · 11 years ago

*hump, hump*

paaaisleyyy · 11 years ago

*stroke, stroke*

guest · 11 years ago

I love how we're so weird on FunSubstance we can keep this whole lesbian orgy thing going and act like it's all normal.

laceandleather · 11 years ago

No acting necessary. It's all normal.

paaaisleyyy · 11 years ago

It's the internet, nothing is normal.

puddlepeople · 11 years ago

*shimmy shimmy* Ohhhh yyeeeeaaaaaa this is tottaaallllyyy normal ;D lmao

olh100 · 11 years ago

funsubstance is so accepting.... it's awesome

paaaisleyyy · 11 years ago

As long as you aren't an asshole about anything and you get your opinion across respectfully, you're pretty much liked and accepted by everyone around here! Now back to the orgy *lick lick*

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laceandleather · 11 years ago

Mmmm... Ow! What the fuck?!?!

puddlepeople · 11 years ago

*motorboat* Omg we are such pervs xD

gottalovepotter · 11 years ago

Meow. Can I join this club wink?

laceandleather · 11 years ago

Sure!

deleted · 11 years ago

How did this start from a kiss?

gottalovepotter · 11 years ago

*giggle* wanna find out? *wink*

browneyesmeatpies · 11 years ago

Hey Saras are you m or f

deleted · 11 years ago

Male, you?

puddlepeople · 11 years ago

*plays more music* people keep this going xD

browneyesmeatpies · 11 years ago

Lucky you I'm female ahahah

deleted · 11 years ago

Let's get it on ;D

puddlepeople · 11 years ago

*shimmehs*

browneyesmeatpies · 11 years ago

Fb?

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songofthewhitestag · 11 years ago

Neither have I, but that's going to change this year! (Barring any unfortunate accidents/breakups.)

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guest · 11 years ago

Lol yes exactly

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smitty · 11 years ago

Yeah? Take a number and join the eff'n club.

shadowstorm197 · 11 years ago

This guy... What's my number?

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cherryhead97 · 11 years ago

I'm an everything virgin

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guest · 11 years ago

I feel you. Never happened to me either.

yasminewaleed · 11 years ago

That's me.

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falulah · 11 years ago

I will make a campfire for us and let us be united

mamo222 · 11 years ago

That would be one big ass campfire

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higherdreams4ever · 11 years ago

Either you are a holiday virgin, or you're lying

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queenpea33 · 11 years ago

welcome to the club

ambherhearts · 11 years ago

Let us all unite and join together and have a massive kissing-on-the-holidays fest!

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mopargirl · 11 years ago

Although I've been kissed, I am also a holiday virgin. PLEASE not again this year :-(

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reallychelseawow · 11 years ago

I'm engaged and I never had, don't feel bad haha

cocacola101 · 11 years ago

Really Chelsea? Wow.

reallychelseawow · 11 years ago

Really :(

cocacola101 · 11 years ago

I'm sorry:/ *hug*

reallychelseawow · 11 years ago

Haha it's ok :) it was just a series of random events that have prevented these events fom happening. I didn't even notice til now

deleted · 11 years ago

I had a Valentine once so far. It made me feel awful because we had been dating for a few weeks and I wasn't very interested. I had to prolong breaking up with him though, because it would have looked like I only wanted to date him for gifts. :/

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guest · 11 years ago

Closest I've come to a date for Valentine's was studying with my crush for a linear algebra midterm we had the next day...so technically still a total holiday virgin

gottalovepotter · 11 years ago

I've never had a kiss at all. Its cuz reasons. (Uglyness)

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thethirdi · 10 years ago

No girlfriend no kisses just hugs if anything

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iamevilstoplaugh · 11 years ago

I have and it's slimey and disgusting.

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sobossy28 · 11 years ago

Well damn, how old are you, 12?

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iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago

No, 18

mamo222 · 11 years ago

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I'm a Holiday virgin

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