B*tches be like

Exactly.

I love the snake's face for this post. It's sort of looking at you like, "Yeah, you better say something about how good I look. I just sacrificed a greasy hamburger for a compliment. If you don't make something that will make me blush, then you better be prepared to get the cold shoulder to the max."

What kind of snake is that?

Not this bitch

Or maybe they're so skinny because they like salad?? I'm 100 pounds at 5'7" and I don't really care for sweets. I like fruit, meat, and salad.