Let's do it, men!

This is impossible. The perfect man.

RP

I've heard this before. Never have I heard be the lady you would like your son to marry.

Yes I want to marry my daughter.

The a good duck!

Dads be like "i'm just going to sit here and be NO ONE EVER...."

rich?

Faithful to your bride. Attentive to your children. Diligent at work. Respectful to all.

I interpreted that completely wrong and was horrified. Then I realized what they really meant.