I sense a future firefighter

I'm dead. Haha

hey! someone has to be responsible

That looks just like my little cousin on Australia. o__0

that is SO cute!

Maybe he knows something we don't

Smoke detectors! That is so random!

smoke detectors have a tiny bit of radiation. One man collected them, then nearly made an atomic bomb in his backyard.

The kid sounds like he has autism.

Pyrophobia. Kids do this sort of exaggerated behavior when they are experiencing phobias.