I WIN FUNSUBSTANCE!!!!

Then boobs shouldn't be that offensive for you.

Boobs keeping you awake?

She gonna flick the bean

She going to dj on the ones n twos

She gonna swat the twat

She gonna have some energizer babies

@Sophi lmao

Whose the one on FS saying they're gonna masterbate? its ok ill wait

Uh huh.....riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....we'll go with that

Lmao neither did mine. i was being poetic in a late-Saturday-night-twisted kinda way.

AP, you ok? You're just sitting here talking to yourself about masturbating to tits of tits.

I thought that was funny shit right there....sophi sooooooooo did not

Apparently not.

Are you high?

Yea-NO. THAT WOULD BE BAD. *hides the weed* Don't smoke, stay in school.

Wat

sophi deleted all her comments lol....wasn't trying to offend her; just thought it was funny
@tara i wasn't high LMAO. i don't need drugs/alcohol to act crazy.

That much is apparent.

Hahaha! Crazy alert + I'm with u on this Tara, even thou I'm a guy ;)

Rule one of Funsubstance:
Do NOT talk of the dinosaur incident.
Rule two:
Please, do not talk about it.
*shudders*

Barney: hi kids!
Me: no! *roundhouse kicks him in the face and falcon punches his stomach* no! No! No! No! Hell no! N! FUCKING! OOOO

Am I missing something important about this dinosaur incident?

I thought it was clear that we not talk about it. Trust me, you don't want to know.

It scars you for life.

Gummi bear I'll put it like this: pterodactyls getting their dicks sucked....

Oh god, the horror.

i thought it was hilarious they were flapping their wings thru the whole thing lmao

Oh..... That sounds....... Interesting

What dino thing???

Nevermind... Was horrific...