Silverware

I don't tell you how to digest your food

I like cyanide and happiness and I'm glad its on here so I can just get everything here. Lime I appreciate these posts keep em coming.

:-)

*sigh*

Look pal, I don't know what your problem is. If you really hated these pictures I doubt you'd come on to this site.

Lime, all I did was offer one suggestion. I really don't know why you're getting so defensive about this. It's not a big deal.

If it wasn't a big deal you wouldn't be commenting on this

You wouldn't have made 3 ignorant comments trying to tell me what to do. And you can take that to the bank, motherducker

Nevermind, honey. I can see you're too sensitive to talk to as an adult.

Rice-pudding every one here is super sensitive believe me the same thing happens to youytubes's ''epic rap battle of history'' .. I feel you bro

We are sensitive because we don't like it when you steal the fun out of funsubstance.

It is late at night. The room is quiet except for the sounds of your fingers tapping on the keyboard and the occasional mouse click. You smile to yourself as you scroll through hundreds of amusing images on FunSubstance. Suddenly, a shadowy figure in a black cape leaps through your window. A silver crest with the letters FS shine against her unitard. She raises a silver hammer and smashes it on your hands. A shrill cry is heard along with the sounds of quacking. "It is I, the Fun Stealer! Nevermore shall you enjoy the entertainment of FunSubstance. I shall tell you in excruciating detail how to breathe your air. I shall direct every morsel of food that passes your lips through your entire digestive tract. And I shall care for these young ducklings with my maternal instinct. Muahahaha!"

You forgot the theme song

Perhaps Lime can supply one? It is the result of his inspiration, after all.

Fun used to be for everyone.
Fun used to be cool.
But now all of a sudden
The world feels like it's made of poo!
(Fun Stealer, na na na, Fun Stealer)
She's the Fun Stealer!
Escaped a radioactive explosion
FUN STEALER!
Gives you the depression notion!
(Fun Stealer na na na Fun Stealer)
DA DA DA, FUN STEALER!
You better run,
you better hide!
This is worse than YOUR MOM'S
PIE!
(Fun Stealer)
Fun Stealer: DIEEE FUN!

;) I'm glad to see you're taking this in good humour. I'd hate to...ruin your fun.

(slowly raises middle finger)

*Grabs your middle finger and pulls* No! No fun!

(slowly raises sledgehammer)

Better. Sledgehammers are serious business.

No lyrics. Just badassness.
http://youtu.be/Sq8aE2IreRs

(sigh) When are we gonna get a "this user will not comment on your post" button? Or at least one that deletes others on your post?

Calm down, Lime Jong Un.

Nah I'm fine Mitt Romney

I'm not even a republican, you dingus. Could you at least get your shit straight before you reply. Thanks in advance.

How would I know? You are always so quiet and when you speak up, you have a lame attitude and ruin everyone's day. You are the equivalent of a dog ready to be put to rest.

Do you see what I have to deal with, people?
I must say I'm conflicted. I'd actually be a bit saddened by a dog's demise. Yours, on the other hand...

Ah-ha! You've been mistaken! My abode is too small for a pet!

http://tinyurl.com/lonj2fs

This reminds me, goevie, have you seen the dinosaur camp gif?

Yeah. I actually got a kick out of it being on FS, unlike a lot of the kiddies here who made a big ass deal about it. I swear, some of you can be so unnecessarily dramatic.

We are kids trapped in older bodies.