WE ARE YOU IDIOT THEY JUST ARENT IN STORES AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE THERE ARE OBVIOUSLY SOME REALLY COOL INVENTIONS AND I DOUBT THEY WOULD BE HERE WITHOUT FUNDING SO YOUR WORDS ARE INCORRECT YOU SASAUGE POOPER STOP ASKING WHAT WE ARE FUNDING BECAUSE IT AINT FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE
Update: I just looked the knifes cost $900