Alleged fabulous screeching

When you work for the empire and continually get promoted because the big bad boss keeps "terminating" incompetent supervisors and you're low-key suicidal anyway so figure "farkle it, gonna go out with a smile on this bastard". Vibrating butt plug in place you insult his religion, ideals, ideas, and hat. He magic strangles you but before you can spurt on his cape old daddy boss makes him sit. Govt jobs are ALL alike.