My kids school lunch food is worst than prison food

Yikes, the English ate better during the war.

You have clearly never been to prison, or were perhaps in prison in Denmark or something where they give you a chef and little slippers. Let me assure you that American prison food is worse than that on average, and should you find yourself in a misunderstanding of perfectly legitimate business dealings in certain parts of south east Asia that the food you will receive would make that lunch look like the most luxurious of feasts.