You need to stop touching grass and spend more time on the internet

Yo daddy so middle class, when he parks the car he checks the tire pressure and other minor maintenance.

Your statements are adequately researched. Your arguments are passably constructed. You have more knowledge on the subject than the average person, but less than an expert.

Your wife is an adequate cook. Her meals are good but not as great nor poor as some prepared by others.

You dance in a manner which neither excites enthusiasm nor contempt.