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lydia
· 3 years ago
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...shapeshifting.
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tarotnathers13th
· 3 years ago
You may only shapeshift into something you have eaten.
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lydia
· 3 years ago
Oh, hell yeah. Somewhere between Toga and Amajiki, I'd love that, ngl.
tarotnathers13th
· 3 years ago
This extends to non-animate objects as well. If you're brave enough to swallow a lego, you can turn into a lego.
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tarotnathers13th
· 3 years ago
Omni-jointed.
memesgobrrr
· 3 years ago
only on friday the thirteenth
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Eye gaze which turns all attractive women into lesbians.
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memesgobrrr
· 3 years ago
from 2am-5am on alternate sundays and only after chugging a 2-liter bottle of coke withing 2 minutes
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lucky11
· 3 years ago
Turn luck into a tangible characteristic and helplessly absorb people's bad luck if they're me around for more than a half hour.
drcuis
· 3 years ago
Turn into a pro wrestler
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memesgobrrr
· 3 years ago
...but you faint if you get hit in the small of your back
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captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
The ability to shit someone else's pants.
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xvarnah
· 3 years ago
Only if you're wearing them
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blazingfrags
· 3 years ago
This best one XDD
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