My wife agreed to help me test the Scoville heat rating for some chillies I bought. I

That's a lot of chillis

The Scoville Heat Rating is far too accurate. The measurement need to be more vague and anecdotal. Thank you for creating a new scale. Your wife’s purple face is far easier to comprehend than 10,000,000

if you see it as not her tongue, but her lower lip, it makes it more disturbing

My wife agreed to help me test the Scoville heat rating for some chillies I bought. I doubt she will agree again.
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